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September 11, 2005

the Internet Garage in Williamsburg is owned by Hasidic people but operated by hired assholes

If I were a vindictive person, I would have posted flyers on the Internet Garage's bulletin board exclaiming "The chick who works at the front desk is a total fucking bitch," but instead, I am keeping that to myself, see?

This is why I have no new audio comedy samples to post for you. Because of Ms. "you cannot do the thing you always come here to do because today we're afraid of spyware, and also, we hate paying customers."

The last two times I came in, that woman told me the same thing -- no, you can't install the software that allows you to plug in your audio recorder -- and then the other guy working there stepped right past her and helped me.

Today it was just the one big fucking bitch at the desk.

Good thing I'm keeping these thoughts to myself.

By the way, I'm on some hardcore egg donation drugs right now and I am very angry.

3 Comments:

Blogger Floorbird said...

i thought you lived in harlem? why are you going to internet garage?

11:25 PM  
Blogger JenIsFamous said...

I do, but I am often at Pete's Candy Store, where I run five shows a month, and today attended a barbeque. Also, I don't know of any other internet cafes where I can install software. Also, I like to hit up Verb while I'm down there, because it's the only place in town that makes unsweetened chai.

11:29 PM  
Blogger JenIsFamous said...

Oh, except that the Internet Garage can suck its own mother's hairy balls.

11:30 PM  

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