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December 9, 2005

not to mention the waffle print on your ass

It's hard to be sexy when it's cold out. Have you ever put on thong underwear ... and then long underwear? How sexy is your Victoria's Secret layer going to be when someone has to get through your Paul Bunyan layer first? She's smokin'... and the way she chops down trees! Hot damn. And lookit that ox.

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