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November 28, 2006

Britney Spears does not know the difference between "loose" and "lose"

When I was in high school, a rather pretty and popular girl put up a poster as part of her campaign for some kind of class office.

The poster featured a series of three stick figures, and was intended to read:
See Mina run.
See Mina lose.
See Mina cry.
Vote for Mina!
I don't remember if she won, but I do remember that what she actually wrote on the poster was "See Mina loose, see Mina cry."

Oh, poor Mina.

Britney Spears has made much the same mistake. Her schoolwork -- notes about Sophocles' Antigone -- is being auctioned by Christie's. Did you know Antigone wants her brother buried because she "wants him to be able to be in the heaven of ghost"? (Note that the teacher didn't correct that part).

2 Comments:

Blogger Savvy1007 said...

She's also the latest in line to forget to wear underwear with a way too short skirt. Hence new photos online!!!

12:54 PM  
Anonymous April Brucker said...

Well we also need to mention Britney is getting even dumber than before....she was seen out with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. I think all three put together had one brain cell named Floyd...or did they?

But dumb girls never cease to amaze me. There was one chick on myspace who sent me a hate note and misspelled every other word. I didnt even write back. I couldnt. I was too busy laughing and besides, it is known your intelligence quotient goes down when you argue with a moron of immense proportions.

Well, I was in the 'hood and had to comment because I got your email confirming the show and was bored and just wanted to say hello. Hope all is well with you. Cheers, AB

12:20 AM  

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