still working on this
October 7, 2005
I carry a water bottle around because I drink a lot of water and don’t want to constantly buy bottled water. I usually end up refilling my water bottle from bathroom sinks. However, a lot of places are installing these automatic sinks, which force me to fill up my water bottle one ounce at a time. You get a bit of water in there and the thing shuts off, and then you’re moving the bottle in and out of some invisible sensor, sticking your hand in there, trying to magically activate the stupid stingy sink. I think automatic sinks are a plot by Dasani. How do I know? Well, Dasani is owned by Coke, and when’s the last time you saw a sink that pours free Coca-Cola?