n’est pas jolie
April 10, 2006
I’m not always against tattoos. Some of the SuicideGirls have quite lovely, clever, and well-placed ones. I often like brightly-colored, animation-inspired tattoos over traditional, Gothic ones. One SuicideGirl even has stocking seams — with little bows at the top — tattooed up the back of her legs! And I also think it’s clever when people cover up scars or distract from flaws with tattoos.
That being said, Angelina Jolie’s body is kind of a national treasure. I do think she is probably the most beautiful woman alive. I also think that defacing a national treasure with these tattoos should be punished via whatever penalties would apply for, say, painting (carving?) Hitler moustaches on the Presidents of Mt. Rushmore.
Alright, enough of that. Who wants to do a line off that ass?