n’est pas jolie

April 10, 2006

I’m not always against tattoos. Some of the SuicideGirls have quite lovely, clever, and well-placed ones. I often like brightly-colored, animation-inspired tattoos over traditional, Gothic ones. One SuicideGirl even has stocking seams — with little bows at the top — tattooed up the back of her legs! And I also think it’s clever when people cover up scars or distract from flaws with tattoos.


That being said, Angelina Jolie’s body is kind of a national treasure. I do think she is probably the most beautiful woman alive. I also think that defacing a national treasure with these tattoos should be punished via whatever penalties would apply for, say, painting (carving?) Hitler moustaches on the Presidents of Mt. Rushmore.

Alright, enough of that. Who wants to do a line off that ass?

Posted by jen | Filed Under celebrities 

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4 Responses to “n’est pas jolie”

  1. Matt Penn on April 10th, 2006 7:00 pm

    That was a rhetorical question, right? ‘Cause if you’re taking volunteers. . .

  2. Mike on April 10th, 2006 9:52 pm

    Even though I clearly violated Mitzvot (and God probably hates me now) I got myself 2 tattoos. One little ‘Woodstock’ (u know that lil’ birdy friend from Peanuts’ Snoopy) and one ‘Obosborous’ round my arm … actually an exact copy of the Alan Parson Cover to the album ‘Vulture Culture’.

    The funny thing: I got that Woodstock totally unexpected .. after one ‘heavy night’ in the navy (boozing) … and next morning he was there. I wasn’t exactly ‘pleased’ but I got along with ‘him’.

    Unlike my lil’ Woodstock many people are aware of what they’re doing. Angelina Jolie … well – I agree … she’s not the most beautiful woman ever – but she’s pretty good at promoting herself – and if ‘herself’ isn’t promotibabibble enough nemore than a ‘new tattoo’ at some kinky place will do it. Men (her fans) are simple after all …

    :) In 50 years we will have a lot of ‘Suicide-Grandma’s’ with tattoos on their ‘lower back’ … ;) That’ll be fun actually, no?

  3. Anonymous on April 11th, 2006 4:58 am

    “Who wants to do a line off that ass?”

    Hey. Here. Yo.

  4. Anonymous on April 12th, 2006 4:01 pm

    I’m fascinated by those gang tatoos located on the fleshy part between the thumb and fore finger. You don’t see them until you’re up close, engaged in a greeting or trading money. Such an organic, collective subconscious trend is irresistably cool.
    p.s.-I’d kill to bust a line off of an ass of that caliber.

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