People magazine Photoshopped out Michael Phelps’ penis
August 27, 2008
In the August 15th post Man Candy, I expressed the hotness of this photo of French gymnast Benoit Caranobe, and then was exhorted by my own mother to acknowledge the hotness of Michael Phelps (who has a bit of what Fergie’s got — it’s all great below the neck, at least), which prompted me to go looking for photos, which prompted me to notice Michael Phelps’ penis in this one, which prompted me to note that I’m about to be the top Google hit for the phrase “Michael Phelps’ penis,” despite my real ambivalence about the subject.
I have since noticed that People magazine has used this photo in a two-page spread about how Phelps has the perfect Olympic champion swimmer’s body, right down to his giant feet and double jointed ankles that “turn those dogs into flippers.” Oh, and they Photoshopped out the penis.
You read it here first, folks. Possibly after Googling “Michael Phelps’ penis.” You pervert.