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How to Really, Really Multitask. With Both Tits.

April 17, 2009

Whoa. The La Leche League sells this “Hands Free Pump Bra”:

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I wonder if this woman is just trying to make it as a model, and she was so happy she booked a gig. They told her there were pumps involved! Pumps, I love pumps — maybe they’re Manolos, like on Sex and the City, she thought! And then … they brought out the pumps.I wondered why they never asked my shoe size.

Also: there is no way I could use my laptop while that was going on. And she’s talking on the phone! What about? Dairy futures? How can she concentrate?!

Buy it here! Pump and baby sold separately.

Update: My friend Steph from high school wrote to say, “I happen to use that hands-free bra twice daily (for the reason advertised) and it’s great! In fact, I think everyone who owns one thinks it’s stupendous. Does it look like some sort of accomplice to a medieval torture device? Yes. Does it come in only one color (white) that makes the pale look even paler? Yes. Does it help me multitask? Well, no, it’s a bit hard to concentrate on anything else when wearing this contraption. Just ask my husband!”

Comments

3 Responses to “How to Really, Really Multitask. With Both Tits.”

  1. Sashka on April 21st, 2009 12:58 am

    Using a laptop while no-hands pumping isn’t so bad. Heck, I use my laptop while nursing all the time, at least a pump doesn’t wiggle around and try to grab my face. Talking on the phone, however, would probably raise some questions since pumps do make a fair amount of noise.

    What impresses me is the people who use pumps and hands-free pumping bras while driving. I don’t think I could do it, simply because of how incredible silly I’d feel. Hard to concentrate on the road when you have the giggles.

  2. Stephanie D - Jen's friend from high school on May 15th, 2009 8:13 pm

    I happen to use that hands-free bra twice daily (for the reason advertised) and it’s great! In fact, I think everyone who owns one thinks it’s stupendous. Does it look like some sort of accomplice to a medieval torture device? Yes. Does it come in only one color that makes the pale look even paler (white)? Yes. Does it help me multitask? Well, no, it’s a bit hard to concentrate on anything else when wearing this contraption. Just ask my husband!

  3. nima on March 15th, 2012 6:28 pm

    it is good

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