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People Magazine Stole Beyonce’s Thighs

January 14, 2010

Look, it’s no People magazine Photoshopped out Michael Phelps’ penis (still by far the most popular page on this blog), but People magazine stole Beyonce’s thighs:

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What is this? Beyonce’s thighs are a public property. I can barely exercise unless I am watching them. I know every crazy thigh jut and undulation from “Ring the Alarm” to “Suga Mama” to, of course, “Single Ladies.” My main reason for wanting a video iPod was to watch Beyonce dance while I do cardio. Her thigh-to-calf ratio is like 5:1. I know those damn thighs. Observe:

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What gives, People magazine? What did you do with the rest of Beyonce’s thighs? For the record, I called out People in 2006 for a racist “facial analysis” piece.

That said, please enjoy my previous posts about Beyonce.

Also, my internet research on the topic of Beyonce’s thighs has led me to the UrbanDictionary entry for the term power formation, and for that I am grateful and edified.

Comments

4 Responses to “People Magazine Stole Beyonce’s Thighs”

  1. bobvis on January 14th, 2010 1:38 pm

    What about her going from about 50% leg to more like 70%?

  2. Jim on June 15th, 2011 8:21 pm

    Beyonce is beautiful. Her thighs are all that she or I or anyone could wish for. I would die for for two minutes between them.

  3. ugh on October 18th, 2012 7:14 pm

    Say whaaa. Beyonce’s thighs are sexy. Love how she sitting in that chair. They need to be oiled up.

  4. edwin uwem matthew on February 9th, 2013 12:56 pm

    The creator made women to please the eyes. Love edwin.

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