People Magazine Stole Beyonce’s Thighs
January 14, 2010
Look, it’s no People magazine Photoshopped out Michael Phelps’ penis (still by far the most popular page on this blog), but People magazine stole Beyonce’s thighs:
What is this? Beyonce’s thighs are a public property. I can barely exercise unless I am watching them. I know every crazy thigh jut and undulation from “Ring the Alarm” to “Suga Mama” to, of course, “Single Ladies.” My main reason for wanting a video iPod was to watch Beyonce dance while I do cardio. Her thigh-to-calf ratio is like 5:1. I know those damn thighs. Observe:
What gives, People magazine? What did you do with the rest of Beyonce’s thighs? For the record, I called out People in 2006 for a racist “facial analysis” piece.
That said, please enjoy my previous posts about Beyonce.
Also, my internet research on the topic of Beyonce’s thighs has led me to the UrbanDictionary entry for the term power formation, and for that I am grateful and edified.