September 4, 2011
Inspired by The Cat Scan, I have scanned my cat.
That is all.
April 14, 2011
About six months ago, I got an email from a stranger in Florida, asking permission to use this photo in an ad for a speed dating event that would be raising money to help animals. I promptly agreed, and then forgot about it. The event happened in January (at least it was scheduled to; I did not attend and cannot vouch for the speed dating that may or may not have taken place). In any case, my cat is a model!
October 30, 2010
I neglected to make the bed, and came back and found this:
I mean, I don’t want my blog to start attracting catophiles.
Are you leaving on a jet plane?
May 18, 2010
You have to turn your sound WAY up to hear the snoring. But, oh my, is it cute.
February 22, 2010
That is all.
November 20, 2009
Dress code: black and white.
September 21, 2009
Cow really likes it in the bathtub.
It’s pretty amazing when she climbs into a (waterless) bathtub and starts licking herself. Because, you know … bath.
Now I’m in the bathtub. Ridiculous.
August 24, 2009
All the cat belly you ever wanted to see:
(Yes, my apartment has a balcony with a hammock on it. Don’t hate. Cow says “Mrwh?”)
July 29, 2008
July 4, 2007
I have purchased an enormous covered litterbox, with a staircase, for Cow. (The purpose of the staircase, which is textured, is to catch extra litter as the cat walks out of the litterbox, so the litter doesn’t end up on your floor).
It has been observed that she does it about five times per day.
Now, to soften up the fatwa, here are some freakishly cute Cow photos.
December 16, 2006
My cousin, who’s about ten, sent me an email about her new email address, which contains the word “pupguin.” It was followed by a note:
p.s. pupguin is a mixture of puppy and penguin
Um, how damn cute is that?
Maybe about as cute as this?
July 21, 2006
November 8, 2005
Cow’s profile on Catster has been viewed 89 times. Cow has developed a number of online cat friends, some of whom are … deceased.
Yes, if you put your cat on Catster, dead cats will request its friendship.
This reminded of me comedian Rachael Parenta’s bit about what you do when your Friendster dies. At least Rachael’s deceased Friendster requested her friendship while still living.
October 29, 2005
My Treo takes pictures! I had nothing unusual take a picture of, so here’s me and Cow:
August 27, 2005
There, now I’ve done it.
Yes, I am now going to attempt to take a picture of my cat in the sink.
Update: Cow is not amused. She has thoroughly rejected the sink and been placated with some smelly shrimp cat food.