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The Cat Scan

September 4, 2011

Inspired by The Cat Scan, I have scanned my cat.

That is all.

Cat Would Like to Have a Romantic Dinner With You, in Jacksonville

April 14, 2011

About six months ago, I got an email from a stranger in Florida, asking permission to use this photo in an ad for a speed dating event that would be raising money to help animals. I promptly agreed, and then forgot about it. The event happened in January (at least it was scheduled to; I did not attend and cannot vouch for the speed dating that may or may not have taken place). In any case, my cat is a model!

Love Your Pets … But Don’t LOVE Your Pets

October 30, 2010

I neglected to make the bed, and came back and found this:

I mean, I don’t want my blog to start attracting catophiles.

Are you leaving on a jet plane?

Cutest Snore Ever

May 18, 2010

You have to turn your sound WAY up to hear the snoring. But, oh my, is it cute.

Gratuitous: My Cat Would Like to Enjoy a Romantic Dinner With You

February 22, 2010


That is all.

Cat Invites You to a Formal Dinner

November 20, 2009


Dress code: black and white.


September 21, 2009

Cow really likes it in the bathtub.


It’s pretty amazing when she climbs into a (waterless) bathtub and starts licking herself.  Because, you know … bath.


Now I’m in the bathtub.  Ridiculous.


Gratuitous Cat Photo

August 24, 2009

All the cat belly you ever wanted to see:


(Yes, my apartment has a balcony with a hammock on it. Don’t hate. Cow says “Mrwh?”)

Gratuitous Cat Photo

July 29, 2008


anyone have any Dutch cartoons I can publish on my blog?

July 4, 2007

I have purchased an enormous covered litterbox, with a staircase, for Cow. (The purpose of the staircase, which is textured, is to catch extra litter as the cat walks out of the litterbox, so the litter doesn’t end up on your floor).

Now, whenever Cow goes off to do her business, Mr. Intrepid Young Journalist and I refer to it as “going to the mosque.”

It has been observed that she does it about five times per day.

Now, to soften up the fatwa, here are some freakishly cute Cow photos.

cutest cuteness ever

December 16, 2006

My cousin, who’s about ten, sent me an email about her new email address, which contains the word “pupguin.” It was followed by a note:

p.s. pupguin is a mixture of puppy and penguin

Um, how damn cute is that?

Maybe about as cute as this?

Yes, that’s my cat, Cow, mistaking a “Christmas tree skirt” for a “cat duvet.”

for no particular reason

July 21, 2006


kitty heaven, where balls of yarn rain gently from the sky

November 8, 2005

Cow’s profile on Catster has been viewed 89 times. Cow has developed a number of online cat friends, some of whom are … deceased.

Yes, if you put your cat on Catster, dead cats will request its friendship.

This reminded of me comedian Rachael Parenta’s bit about what you do when your Friendster dies. At least Rachael’s deceased Friendster requested her friendship while still living.

and now, for a moment, my blog becomes highly prosaic

October 29, 2005

My Treo takes pictures! I had nothing unusual take a picture of, so here’s me and Cow:

gratuitous link to gratuitously cute website

August 27, 2005


There, now I’ve done it.

Yes, I am now going to attempt to take a picture of my cat in the sink.

Update: Cow is not amused. She has thoroughly rejected the sink and been placated with some smelly shrimp cat food.

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